If Dulux or Crown were to sponsor gay porn – and who’s to say no for sure in these straightened times? – then they could do a lot worse than pick this fabulous escapade featuring half a dozen of the sexiest boys around. Whether seeing a bunch of horny twinks spraying paint all over each other is quite what these chemical giants would have in mind when it comes to advertising their products is anyone’s guess; but we reckon our target audience will be more than suitably impressed by the gaggle of sex-gods on offer.

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